It's really close to Christmas

I actually can't wait for Christmas, I already know one of my presents thanks to my mum because she didn't do a good enough job at hiding the presents for gods sake she hid the bloody things in her wardrobe and all me and my brother have to do was walk into my parents room and look and all of them were there, they wasn't even wrapped up or anything so me and Joe could see everything! my parents fail and I really want to tell them just to see the look on their faces but I really don't because I know that as soon as I tell them they will go and hide them somewhere else so my two other little brothers don't find out!

Merry Christmas everyone